January 25, 2008

  • Somebody on Freecycle just asked for a cigarette smoke detector. I've never heard of such a thing, so I Googled.

    I am very impressed with this concept. These should be installed in doorways of hospitals and malls, under awnings and on patios. There should also be one between the doors leading to our underground parking garage and another just inside and outside those doors. People keep lighting up there, and the smoke just hangs. Wait until you get in your fucking car, you idiots!

    Edit: Upon further inspection, I see that's a fake sprinkler disguising a detector. I think it should be an actual sprinkler that activated when someone lights up!